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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Ayi’s Hat

[Ayi is cleaning Ferret‘s house. Ferret is on his way out the door when he notices Ayi‘s black baseball cap with the words “Hot and Sexy” written on it in pink. He feels he should say something.]

Ferret

这是你的帽子吗?

Is this your hat?

Ayi

对的,我的帽子。

Yeah, it’s my hat.

Ferret

你知道那个英文词是什么意思吗?

Do you know what those English words mean?

Ayi

不知道。什么意思?

No. What do they mean?

Ferret

意思是性感。

The meaning is “sexy”.

Ayi

[not sure what he’s trying to say]

什么?性噶?

What “xìnggá”?

Ferret

性感。

Sexy.

Ayi

性感!真的吗?

Sexy! Really?

Ferret

真的。

Really.

Ayi

那我不应该戴啊!

Then I shouldn’t wear it!

Ferret

但是大部分的中国人不知道是什么意思,所以我觉得没有问题。

But most Chinese people don’t know what it means, so I think it’s not a problem.

Ayi

可是我的客户都是外国人啊!

But my clients are all foreigners!

Ferret

恩,我-我不知道。

Well, I- I don’t know.

[Ferret awkwardly makes for the door.]

我走了。

I’m going.

Ayi

好的。谢谢你告诉我啊!性感!啊呀!

Okay. Thanks for telling me! Sexy! Jeez!

posted by ferret at 1:37 am  

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