Either you are sorting it out, or you are full of it.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

False Start #34

I can imagine that walruses find their tusks very useful, but they appear to me to be nothing but rather useless appendages for asserting a needless dominance, something that one ridicules. I mean look at them, huddling together on an outcrop, stewing in their own feces. You’ve got big teeth, buddy. Good luck.

Of course, they probably look at our overdeveloped brains with similar derision – that is if their tusks don’t get in the way of their thought process.

Yeah, buddy. I’m talking to you.

posted by ferret at 6:52 pm  

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