Ichido Wants You to Save the Environment
[FERRET attempts to buy some bread at Ichido, the Japanese bread/cake shop extraordinaire. As he seeks to pay for his prepackaged half-loaf of bread, the CASHIER begins to put the bread in a paper bag.]
FERRET
我不要袋子。
I don’t want a bag.
CASHIER
好的。
Okay.
[The CASHIER begins to put the bag away, but her ASSOCIATE stops her. Speaks to FERRET.]
ASSOCIATE
你需要用袋子。
You need to use a bag.
FERRET
为什么？
Why?
ASSOCIATE
如果你没有袋子，你看起来可疑的。他们会觉得你偷了面包。
If you don’t have a bag, you look suspicious. They will think that you stole the bread.
FERRET
[叹气] 好的。
[sighs] Okay.
[FERRET pays, takes the bag, and walks away. As he walks, he inspects the bag, and finds himself a little perturbed by the irony of the situation:]
“偶” 不污染地球！
“Ow” Don’t pollute the environment!