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Sunday, May 9, 2010

Snickers

[Ferret, Badger and Weasel are hanging out. Badger takes out an exceptionally long sized snickers bar and begins to open it.]

Ferret

That’s a big snickers bar.

Badger

It’s two of the small ones put together in one package, so…

Ferret

Oh, I see. Yeah, I guess that makes sense because it’s so small.

Badger

You know it has to do with penis size, right?

Ferret

What does?

Badger

A snickers bar.

Ferret

No, it doesn’t.

Badger

Yes, it does.

Ferret

That doesn’t make any sense.

Badger

Of course it does. Every single country has a different sized snickers bar. All of the sizes are based on the penis sizes of people in that country. So like Chinese snickers bars are smaller, while the ones in Africa are bigger.

Ferret

What? Really?

Weasel

He’s fucking with you.

Badger

No, I’m not.

Weasel

How can you believe that? No, listen, he’s just fucking with us.

Ferret

Yeah, I don’t believe you.

Badger

Think about it. When you go to grab it off the shelf, whether you are a guy or a girl the size of a penis is comfortable. You want to grab it. That’s the difference. It’s what makes the sale. There are people who get paid to think about this, and they found that making snickers bars penis sized just works. That’s why I’ve got two small snickers bars together instead of a big one.

Ferret

What? Like two small Chinese penises?

Badger

Exactly.

posted by ferret at 3:41 pm  

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